the immortal beetle (not for much longer)

So, in the office where I work, we have a problem with water beetles. The other day, one scurried across the carpet, and I near had a heart-attack. I mean these things are massive, the size of a blue whale (and I'm not even exaggerating!). Anyways, thanks to the brave Lisa, he was squashed immediately. (Serves him right, thinking he can share our office!) However, that wasn't the end of it. His brother decided to make an appearance yesterday, and what a fast little critter he was. After many savage attempts to exterminate him, we dubbed him the immortal beetle. He refused to die and scurried away behind the filing cabinets, where he still probably resides, sneering at his human hunters. But not for long, beetle you, not for long! Bug exterminators are on their way. Victory to the humans! and we will lived happily ever after.